Club Song

The result of years of testing and refinement, you WILL be expected to know this off by heart!

1, 2, 3, the Melbourne [Boys/Girls] are we
4, 5, 6, we've got 'em in a fix
7, 8, 9, we'll arc 'em every time
We'll have a high time, on the old town, tonight!

Drunk last night,
Drunk the night before,
We're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before!

Here we are,
Happy as can be,
We are the [Boys/Girls] from the M U H C!

One keg of beer between the 4 of us!
Thank god there are no more of us,
'Cos one of us could drink the bloody lot!
(Without [his/her] pants on),
One of us could drink the bloody lot!